Coffee War Breaks Out

 

Fake Coffee News Flash:

The town of Brewtopia sits in a distant land and is where the best coffee beans are found. It's being reported that the town has been invaded by the Sugar Syrup Invaders from a nearby island. These invaders are said to be trying to sweeten Brewtopia's coffee, which would cause it to lose its rich and complex flavors.

The different tribes in Brewtopia always kept to themselves. However, it seems this attack has united them.

Generals Latte and General Macchiato have joined together and seem to have brewed a masterful strategy, utilizing the strength of each tribe, Robusta, Arabica, Mocha, and Vanilla beans, to counter the invaders.

The strategy seems to be paying off. It looks like this could be a short war.

It's hard to find any good in a war, but the uniting of these tribes in a single cause could turn out to be a good thing. The world can only benefit with a better coffee.

Scary Creepy Facts About Halloween #halloween

Getting into the Halloween spirit early with this video, as well as my scary Witch's Revenge story.

Kids love to put on costumes and head out for some good old-fashioned trick or treat. Interesting enough, scary masks were originally worn to ward off evil spirits. 

Watch the video and enjoy hearing some scary facts about Halloween.

Witch's Revenge - A Whimsigoth Halloween Tale

 

The moon hung low in the night sky, casting an eerie glow upon the darkened streets. Fog slithered through the alleys, shrouding the town in an ominous cloak. It was on such a night that a witch named Morgana decided to embark on her malevolent mission.

Morgana was a twisted sorceress, notorious for her dark powers and sinister practices. She resided deep within the forest, in a desolate cottage filled with cobwebs and potions. Her constant companion was a black cat named Midnight, whose piercing green eyes held secrets untold.

On this fateful night, Morgana hatched a plan to extract revenge upon the villagers who had scorned her. She crafted a potion so potent, so wicked, that it would strike fear into the hearts of those who crossed her path. As the cauldron bubbled with its unholy concoction, Midnight prowled around the room, his tail twitching with anticipation.

As the clock struck midnight, Morgana donned her tattered cloak and mounted her broomstick with Midnight, perched on her broomstick. Together, they soared through the sky, leaving behind a trail of dread in their wake.

The village slumbered, unaware of the malevolence approaching. Morgana descended upon the town square, her presence suffocating the air. With a wicked cackle, she released the potion, a swirling mist that spread like wildfire. It snaked its way through the narrow streets, creeping beneath doors and infiltrating every nook and cranny.

As the mist seeped into homes, it awakened the nightmares of the sleeping residents. Terrifying illusions plagued their dreams, blurring the line between reality and fantasy. The once peaceful village became a cacophony of shrieks and cries, as the tormented souls grappled with their worst fears.

Through the pandemonium, Midnight slinked, his eyes glowing brighter with each step. He seemed to revel in the chaos, feeding off the fear that permeated the air. With a single flick of his tail, he could manipulate the shadows, amplifying the terror that consumed the villagers.

Hours passed, and the night grew darker. Morgana, satisfied with her vengeance, mounted her broomstick once more. Midnight hopped onto her shoulder, his demonic gaze fixed upon the trembling inhabitants. With a final laugh that echoed through the haunted streets, they vanished into the night.

The following morning, the villagers awoke from their nightmarish ordeal, their bodies trembling and their spirits broken. The witch and her feline companion had left an indelible mark upon their souls, a reminder of the evil that lurked within the shadows.

From that day forward, the town lived in perpetual fear, knowing that Morgana and Midnight could strike again at any moment. They became cautionary tales, whispered in hushed tones as a reminder of the consequences of crossing paths with the witch and her black cat.

And so, the legend of Morgana and Midnight spread throughout the land, a chilling reminder that darkness hides even in the most ordinary places. Those who dare to venture near the witch's domain are met with a warning—a warning of the horrors that await them in the clutches of the witch and her malevolent black cat.

Wonderful World of Gnomes

 

I've started a new section that will be all about gnomes. I've had some requests to add these little characters and, since I have some gnomes in my butterfly garden, I thought it might be kind of fun.

You can see the link above just under the banner, but here it is as well. Gnome World.

Gnomes are said to be magical creatures that can be playful as well as mischievous. They bring good luck.

As I mentioned, I have some in my butterfly garden. I put them there because they look kinda cool hiding between the plants. Now I find they bring luck and protect your yard. C'mon little creatures. 

Now I want you to keep in mind that this blog is meant to be funny and entertaining. Gnomes are myths. Anything I say about them is fake. Or is it? My point being I know there will be those commenting and saying "That's not true!" 

I have a blog that brings you fake facts about coffee. I may just start a blog bringing you fake facts about gnomes if I find this is popular. I'd love to hear your thoughts in the comments.