Bigfoot Spotted Drinking Coffee

 Coffee drinkers we might never think of as coffee drinkers is a new feature on this fake coffee news site. Let's start with a surprising photo.

Who would have suspected that Bigfoot would be a coffee drinker? In these photos it's obvious coffee has a similar effect it has for many of us. I know I wake up and can feel a little grouchy or, at least lethargic until I have my first cup. 

He looks pretty mean right here, right?

Once he has his coffee, his demeaner changes. Kind of like the guy eating a snickers bar on the commercial and then becoming himself again.

Which is somewhat surprising in that this shows that maybe Bigfoot is a happy go lucky creature.

At least after he drinks his coffee.