In a startling fake news report, the FDA is at it again.
You might have read a fake report I published a long time back where the FDA was banning coffee. That failed.
But they are back. the FDA decided to launch a campaign to ban coffee. The reason? They claimed it was causing people to become too productive and happy, which was clearly a threat to the natural order of things.
At least in their minds.
They held not so secret meetings in the back rooms of coffee shops, where they screamed gibberish and plotted their resistance over steaming cups of java. They threatened to march on Washington.
Their threats had an immediate effect as the FDA has temporarily backed down.
But keep an eye on this fake news. It could happen again.
