Toddler Snowman Drinking Hot Chocolate

 

Earlier this year I showed you a picture of a snowman drinking coffee. It defies logic.

Now we see this little guy drinking a cup of hot chocolate. 

So we sent a non-existent reporter to get the fake story about this picture.

Turns out the waitress tried to talk the little guy out of it because, obviously, heat melts snowmen.

But the little guy insisted and, once he drank a sip, disaster struck. His face started to melt, and the carrot nose fell into the hot chocolate.

Luckily the waitress was a quick thinker and had once worked in the ER. She grabbed the little guy and screamed for someone to bring her some snow from outside. She rushed him to the freezer and calmed him down until the snow arrived.

Turns out before she was an ER nurse, she had worked a job in plastic surgery. She went to work on the toddler, patting new snow to his face and sticking the carrot back in, and brought him back to normal.

The little snowman thanked her over and over and, as he left the store, asked for a slushy. She happily gave him the drink and the little guy lived happily ever after.

Until spring arrived. 

Introducing Brewster and Cinnamon

 

Hi. I don't think we've ever introduced ourselves and the reason for this cartoon site. I'm Brewster the coffee cup and this is my girlfriend, Cinnamon. the donut. We've got some adventures in store for you and, along the way, we'll be giving you plenty of fake facts about the history of coffee. They're meant to entertain you.

Who doesn't like coffee and donuts for breakfast or for an afternoon coffee break?

We'll also be showing you some pretty cool mugs you can buy to enjoy your coffee in. A cartoon mug with a funny saying always starts your day off right.

If you can think of some funny things about coffee, put them in the comments so we can all enjoy them.

People use to sit and enjoy their coffee while reading the funnies in the newspaper. Now you can read them on your phone and computer and Tude Animation brings you cartoons and animations.

I hope you enjoy this site. Now, if you'll excuse me, I seem to have a pinhole leak and some coffee is spilling out, so I need to get a bandage and a coffee transfusion. See you soon.

But please remember most of the "facts" you read here are fake and meant for amusement only.

You've been warned.

Image of nurse by Jozef Mikulcik from Pixabay

Is Egyptian Pharaoh Coffee Legend True or Fake?

 Legend has it that the pharaohs discovered the magical properties of coffee beans and incorporated them into their sacred rituals. The rich aroma and stimulating effects of coffee were believed to connect them to the divine realm and enhance their spiritual experiences.

So it's not surprising that the Egyptian pharaohs used coffee instead of water to walk on during their sacred rituals.

However, the existence of these coffee rituals remained a closely guarded secret, known only to the pharaohs, their trusted priests, and a few high-ranking officials. It was believed that revealing the powers of coffee to the common people would disrupt the delicate balance between mortals and the gods.

Thus, the tradition of the Egyptian pharaohs using coffee in their rituals remained a hidden chapter in history, an enchanting tale of the ancient world that continues to captivate the imagination of those who hear it.

Dinosaur and his Morning Coffee

 This dinosaur is pretty much like me and probably a lot of you. Drink coffee and read the news, sports and financials on the computer. 

Oh, and a nice coffee cake tops off the morning.

Olive Oyl Before Popeye

 Olive Oyl was in the comics before Popeye came along. I thought you might get a kick out of seeing this.

WHY Caveman Needs Coffee

 Ever wonder what it was like to get up in the morning and not have coffee to give you a kick start?

Wild Thing is not having success getting Bob to wake up.

Tara pops in.

"What's wrong, Wild Thing?"

"I can't get Bob to get up. His eyes are part open, but he doesn't move."

"He probably needs some coffee. The problem is coffee hasn't been invented yet."

"Wait, What?" asks Wild Thing. "What are you even talking about?"

"Coffee. But it doesn't matter. There's no such thing as coffee right now, so you just have to smack Bob and wake him up. Or invent coffee."

Wild Thing stares at Tara for what seems like a long time.

"You don't make sense. How do I invent something when I don't even know what it is? You're an idiot."

"Bite me. I'm outta here. You're on your own."

Bob was finally awake and jumped up.

"What is she even talking about? What is coffee, anyway?"

Wild Thing shakes his head.

"I don't know, man. She's always bringing up things that aren't even invented. It's like she was in the future before. Doesn't matter. Just get your butt up and let's go get some meat!"

Will the cavemen invent coffee? I don't know yet. Any thoughts?

Clueless Bigfoot Hunters

Aside from the books I've written as B.D. Knight, I also like to do some cartoon animations. The hardest part is sometimes coming up with an idea.

My grandson and I have watched some Bigfoot hunters on TV from time to time and always laugh because they never actually find a Bigfoot but always claim there are plenty of signs that point to Bigfoot being real.

I thought why not make a Bigfoot hunter spoof.  This is one of the favorite animations I've done. Hope you enjoy it.