Startling Fake Coffee Fact

  Startling Fake Coffee Fact

A scientist visiting a gnome village made a startling discovery. The gnomes were drinking coffee and he sat down and had some with them. He exclaimed the coffee to be the best he had ever drank.

According to him, it was rich and robust and there was absolutely no bitterness at all. But that wasn't what blew his mind.

"I couldn't believe it." said Dr. G Oofy. "The coffee in this gnome village was magical. When I drank it, my throat felt somewhat strange. When I spoke, the raspiness in my voice was no longer there. On top of that, the gnomes began singing and I sang along . . . in perfect tone. Yet I suck at singing."

He had asked the gnomes about this, but they shook their fingers at him and told them it was a secret. He was not to speak of this to anyone under any circumstances.

Obviously, he didn't listen and spilled the beans during an interview. Immediately after finishing his interview, he found he could no longer speak. 

An associate of Dr. Oofy confirmed the scientist always had a raspy voice, but it seemed to have cleared up. He was baffled that the doctor lost his voice immediately following the interview.

Fake Coffee History - Possible Beginning

I just know as this site grows; someone is going to complain that what I am saying is not true.

That's what FAKE means. 😅

So, coffee is said to be traced to Ethiopia, where a goat herder noticed his goats becoming jumpy and full of energy after eating some ot the berries from an arabica plant.

Wrong. 

A caveman actually noticed a dinosaur acting loopy after eating berries from a plant.

I'm not swearing to this, but many historians believe this to be a fact. It tosses history for a loop because most scientists say dinosaurs and cavemen did not coexist, but they may have never watched The Flintstones

Skeletons Taking a Coffee Break

 These skeletons are sitting down and enjoying a cup of coffee together before going out to scare unsuspecting trick or treaters. 

More proof that coffee is a universal drink that brings friends together.

Pumpkin Carved With Lots of Teeth

 I like to sometimes carve open mouths and plenty of teeth in my carvings. I tried it out on this pumpkin.

Actually started out with a different teeth pattern but quickly changed it. I didn't like the way they were turning out so cut in a little deeper and made the change.

On this pumpkin I added some color as a test. The picture doesn't show that color as well as it actually came out, but you get the idea.

Witch Pumpkin Carving

 This took a lot of coffee breaks. I thought since I carve wood characters, I'd try my hand at a few pumpkin carvings.

Tedious but fun and satisfying.

Fake History of Coffee

  I just know as this blog grows; someone is going to complain that what I am saying is not true.

That's what FAKE means. 😅

So, coffee is said to be traced to Ethiopia, where a goat herder noticed his goats becoming jumpy and full of energy after eating some ot the berries from an arabica plant.

Wrong. 

A caveman actually noticed a dinosaur acting loopy after eating berries from a plant.

I'm not swearing to this, but many historians believe this to be a fact. It tosses history for a loop because most scientists say dinosaurs and cavemen did not coexist, but they may have never watched The Flintstones.

Sun vs Runner