Chipmunks Enjoying Coffee

Fake News Bulletin:

People at the local mall were shocked to see some chipmunks sitting at a table drinking coffee.

Most people were fine with it and even thought it was cute. A few complained about the sanity but were mostly ignored. One lady ran away screaming "rats in the food court!" It didn't really cause a ruckus as pretty much everyone was absorbed checking out their phones.

We asked the chipmunks if we could get a picture, and they were more than happy to do so. I asked why they were inside drinking coffee, and they said the weather was pretty cold and they just needed to warm up.

It'll be interesting to see if other animals follow suit.

Startling Caveman with Coffee Drawing Found in Cave

 

Flash Fake News Bulletin:

A startling discovery was made by a group of archaeologists searching the inside of some newly found caves at Mount Carmel in Israel.

According to Dr. Kezmith, this drawing depicts a caveman enjoying a hot cup of coffee. "This baffles me" exclaimed the world-famous archaeologist. "There had been rumors that cavemen were the ones who originally discovered coffee, and this seems to confirm that."

Another drawing found in an adjacent cave seems to prove this so-called rumor. 

"This second drawing we discovered appears to have been drawn some 500 years before the other," said the doctor. "Notice the differences in drawing styles as the first one we found is clearly drawn in more details. This one appears to have possibly been drawn by a caveman learning the art of drawing."

In either case, the archaeologists are searching to see if they can find a clue that tells them how the cavemen brewed their coffee.

Polar Bears Enjoying Their Coffee

 Coffee is so universally loved; it is the perfect drink to gather people together for a friendly talk. Or, in this case, polar bears.

They seem to have an overabundance of coffee in this picture, but they are bears. Bears are known for their huge appetites. 

A strange fake fact is when a polar bear drinks too much coffee, its coat turns brown. 

It's said environmental influences, like diet and exposure to sunlight, play a significant role in this color change. 

Maybe. But I don't know it's ever been proven that their coffee drinking habits don't play a factor.

I thought you might enjoy this moment that was captured of two polar bears having an intimate moment while drinking coffee. Love is in the air.

Snowmen Drinking Coffee

 Ever wonder if snowmen drink coffee?

Well, wonder no more. I have proof that they do. No idea how this is possible, but pictures don't lie.

I'm hoping to find even more unexpected coffee drinkers this year. Grab a cup of coffee and check back later.

Startling Fake Coffee Fact

  Startling Fake Coffee Fact

A scientist visiting a gnome village made a startling discovery. The gnomes were drinking coffee and he sat down and had some with them. He exclaimed the coffee to be the best he had ever drank.

According to him, it was rich and robust and there was absolutely no bitterness at all. But that wasn't what blew his mind.

"I couldn't believe it." said Dr. G Oofy. "The coffee in this gnome village was magical. When I drank it, my throat felt somewhat strange. When I spoke, the raspiness in my voice was no longer there. On top of that, the gnomes began singing and I sang along . . . in perfect tone. Yet I suck at singing."

He had asked the gnomes about this, but they shook their fingers at him and told them it was a secret. He was not to speak of this to anyone under any circumstances.

Obviously, he didn't listen and spilled the beans during an interview. Immediately after finishing his interview, he found he could no longer speak. 

An associate of Dr. Oofy confirmed the scientist always had a raspy voice, but it seemed to have cleared up. He was baffled that the doctor lost his voice immediately following the interview.

Fake Coffee History - Possible Beginning

I just know as this site grows; someone is going to complain that what I am saying is not true.

That's what FAKE means. 😅

So, coffee is said to be traced to Ethiopia, where a goat herder noticed his goats becoming jumpy and full of energy after eating some ot the berries from an arabica plant.

Wrong. 

A caveman actually noticed a dinosaur acting loopy after eating berries from a plant.

I'm not swearing to this, but many historians believe this to be a fact. It tosses history for a loop because most scientists say dinosaurs and cavemen did not coexist, but they may have never watched The Flintstones

Skeletons Taking a Coffee Break

 These skeletons are sitting down and enjoying a cup of coffee together before going out to scare unsuspecting trick or treaters. 

More proof that coffee is a universal drink that brings friends together.