More Army Funnies

 

Having spent eight weeks in basic training and eight weeks in advanced infantry training way back in the late 60's, I can assure you this woman has nothing to worry about.

Mouthing off to a drill sergeant would get you KP or pushups or more. I remember one day we were going to chow and there was a soldier with his arms wrapped around a tree saying "I love you tree. I'll never disrespect you again." 

Turns out he had chosen the wrong time to pee on a tree. 😂