I mean, why would he be looking in a tree for his mom. She used to be part of a tree but now . . .
Monday, April 21, 2025
Wednesday, April 16, 2025
Trex Can't Reach His Coffee
Todd the T. rex glares at his coffee, steam rising like cruel mockery. He wants it badly but realizes evolution failed him. He knew his coffee wouldn't fail him if he could only reach it.
Friday, April 11, 2025
Hamster Contemplating Life
Ever feel like this hamster?
Grab some coffee and read the posts and get a good laugh. Coffee and comics cure all.
Monday, April 7, 2025
Three Blind Mice Plotting Revenge
Fake news has it that the three blind mice were seen in a coffee shop enjoying their coffee and discussing how to get revenge on the farmer's wife.
Pinocchio told a reporter that he was sitting next to the mice and heard them talking about ways to get back at the farmer's wife. They were saying she acted out of control and cut their tails off without any provocation on their part.
It was noted by a bystander that Pinocchio's nose grew as he gave the report, but the reporter, well known for fake news stories, failed to note that in his article.
Friday, April 4, 2025
Wednesday, March 26, 2025
Toddler Snowman Drinking Hot Chocolate
Earlier this year I showed you a picture of a snowman drinking coffee. It defies logic.
Now we see this little guy drinking a cup of hot chocolate.
So we sent a non-existent reporter to get the fake story about this picture.
Turns out the waitress tried to talk the little guy out of it because, obviously, heat melts snowmen.
But the little guy insisted and, once he drank a sip, disaster struck. His face started to melt, and the carrot nose fell into the hot chocolate.
Luckily the waitress was a quick thinker and had once worked in the ER. She grabbed the little guy and screamed for someone to bring her some snow from outside. She rushed him to the freezer and calmed him down until the snow arrived.
Turns out before she was an ER nurse, she had worked a job in plastic surgery. She went to work on the toddler, patting new snow to his face and sticking the carrot back in, and brought him back to normal.
The little snowman thanked her over and over and, as he left the store, asked for a slushy. She happily gave him the drink and the little guy lived happily ever after.
Until spring arrived.Monday, March 24, 2025
Introducing Brewster and Cinnamon
Hi. I don't think we've ever introduced ourselves and the reason for this cartoon site. I'm Brewster the coffee cup and this is my girlfriend, Cinnamon. the donut. We've got some adventures in store for you and, along the way, we'll be giving you plenty of fake facts about the history of coffee. They're meant to entertain you.
Who doesn't like coffee and donuts for breakfast or for an afternoon coffee break?
We'll also be showing you some pretty cool mugs you can buy to enjoy your coffee in. A cartoon mug with a funny saying always starts your day off right.
If you can think of some funny things about coffee, put them in the comments so we can all enjoy them.
People use to sit and enjoy their coffee while reading the funnies in the newspaper. Now you can read them on your phone and computer and Tude Animation brings you cartoons and animations.
I hope you enjoy this site. Now, if you'll excuse me, I seem to have a pinhole leak and some coffee is spilling out, so I need to get a bandage and a coffee transfusion. See you soon.
Monday, March 17, 2025
Is Egyptian Pharaoh Coffee Legend True or Fake?
Legend has it that the pharaohs discovered the magical properties of coffee beans and incorporated them into their sacred rituals. The rich aroma and stimulating effects of coffee were believed to connect them to the divine realm and enhance their spiritual experiences.
So it's not surprising that the Egyptian pharaohs used coffee instead of water to walk on during their sacred rituals.
Sunday, March 16, 2025
Dinosaur and his Morning Coffee
This dinosaur is pretty much like me and probably a lot of you. Drink coffee and read the news, sports and financials on the computer.
Oh, and a nice coffee cake tops off the morning.
Monday, March 3, 2025
Olive Oyl Before Popeye
Olive Oyl was in the comics before Popeye came along. I thought you might get a kick out of seeing this.
Monday, February 24, 2025
WHY Caveman Needs Coffee
Ever wonder what it was like to get up in the morning and not have coffee to give you a kick start?
Wild Thing is not having success getting Bob to wake up.
Tara pops in.
"What's wrong, Wild Thing?"
"I can't get Bob to get up. His eyes are part open, but he doesn't move."
"He probably needs some coffee. The problem is coffee hasn't been invented yet."
"Wait, What?" asks Wild Thing. "What are you even talking about?"
"Coffee. But it doesn't matter. There's no such thing as coffee right now, so you just have to smack Bob and wake him up. Or invent coffee."
Wild Thing stares at Tara for what seems like a long time.
"You don't make sense. How do I invent something when I don't even know what it is? You're an idiot."
"Bite me. I'm outta here. You're on your own."
Bob was finally awake and jumped up.
"What is she even talking about? What is coffee, anyway?"
Wild Thing shakes his head.
"I don't know, man. She's always bringing up things that aren't even invented. It's like she was in the future before. Doesn't matter. Just get your butt up and let's go get some meat!"
Will the cavemen invent coffee? I don't know yet. Any thoughts?
Monday, February 17, 2025
Clueless Bigfoot Hunters
Aside from the books I've written as B.D. Knight, I also like to do some cartoon animations. The hardest part is sometimes coming up with an idea.
My grandson and I have watched some Bigfoot hunters on TV from time to time and always laugh because they never actually find a Bigfoot but always claim there are plenty of signs that point to Bigfoot being real.
I thought why not make a Bigfoot hunter spoof. This is one of the favorite animations I've done. Hope you enjoy it.
Tuesday, February 11, 2025
Eagles Saved Us All
Thank goodness eagles are strong because they saved us from an offseason and probably an entire year of listening about a 3-peat.
Look at the strength of this guy! I'm a Brown's fan (hides head) but have been so tired of hearing about Kansas City.
This is a cartoon site, but I needed to spew my thoughts about this. I stream tv and couldn't watch most afternoon football games on Peacock because they were having a K.C. lovefest.
Is it just me or are others beyond irritated hearing the fans and their tomahawk chant? I'd turn off the TV and watch a movie.
Maybe next year will be different. In any case, this is my thoughts on the Super Bowl this year.
Tuesday, February 4, 2025
FDA Wants to Ban Coffee - Fake News Report
In a startling fake news report, the FDA is at it again.
You might have read a fake report I published a long time back where the FDA was banning coffee. That failed.
But they are back. the FDA decided to launch a campaign to ban coffee. The reason? They claimed it was causing people to become too productive and happy, which was clearly a threat to the natural order of things.
At least in their minds.
A secret society, called The Bean Brigade, has sprung up. I mean if they are supposed to be secret, how am I knowing about this?
They held not so secret meetings in the back rooms of coffee shops, where they screamed gibberish and plotted their resistance over steaming cups of java. They threatened to march on Washington.
Their threats had an immediate effect as the FDA has temporarily backed down.
But keep an eye on this fake news. It could happen again.
Wednesday, January 29, 2025
Moan Lisa Hoarding Toilet Paper
I thought you might get a kick out of a video I made four years ago when people were hoarding toilet paper during the corona virus.
Mona Lisa was the culprit in this case.
Monday, January 27, 2025
Magical Coffee Beans
Startling Fake Coffee Fact
A scientist visiting a gnome village made a startling discovery. The gnomes were drinking coffee and he sat down and had some with them. He exclaimed the coffee to be the best he had ever drank. According to him, it was rich and robust and there was absolutely no bitterness at all. But that wasn't what blew his mind.
"I couldn't believe it." said Dr. G Oofy. "The coffee in this gnome village was magical. When I drank it, my throat felt somewhat strange. When I spoke, the raspiness in my voice was no longer there. On top of that, the gnomes began singing and I sang along . . . in perfect tone. Yet I suck at singing."
He had asked the gnomes about this, but they shook their fingers at him and told them it was a secret. He was not to speak of this to anyone under any circumstances.
Obviously, he didn't listen and spilled the beans during an interview. Immediately after finishing his interview, he found he could no longer speak.
An associate of Dr. Oofy confirmed the scientist always had a raspy voice, but it seemed to have cleared up. He was baffled that the doctor lost his voice immediately following the interview.
Sunday, January 19, 2025
Mice in the Coffee House
Once upon a time in a cozy little café, there was a group of mice who had discovered the wonders of coffee. Every morning, they would sneak into the café before it opened and brew themselves a pot of the finest espresso.
One day, as they were sipping their coffee and chatting about the latest cheese trends, a new mouse named Max joined them. Max was a bit of a prankster and decided to add a little extra caffeine to their coffee. The result?
They gathered when the cafe was full of customers. The barista, who arrived early that day, was stunned to find his café turned into a mouse circus. He couldn't help but laugh as he watched the tiny rodents sitting and waiting to be served coffee.
From that day on, the mice became the café's unofficial mascots, and the barista made sure to leave a little cup of coffee out for them every morning. And so, the mice and the barista lived happily ever after, fueled by their love of coffee and a good laugh.
Wednesday, January 15, 2025
Chipmunks Enjoying Coffee
Friday, January 10, 2025
Startling Caveman with Coffee Drawing Found in Cave
Flash Fake News Bulletin:
A startling discovery was made by a group of archaeologists searching the inside of some newly found caves at Mount Carmel in Israel.
According to Dr. Kezmith, this drawing depicts a caveman enjoying a hot cup of coffee. "This baffles me" exclaimed the world-famous archaeologist. "There had been rumors that cavemen were the ones who originally discovered coffee, and this seems to confirm that."
Another drawing found in an adjacent cave seems to prove this so-called rumor.
"This second drawing we discovered appears to have been drawn some 500 years before the other," said the doctor. "Notice the differences in drawing styles as the first one we found is clearly drawn in more details. This one appears to have possibly been drawn by a caveman learning the art of drawing."
In either case, the archaeologists are searching to see if they can find a clue that tells them how the cavemen brewed their coffee.
Tuesday, January 7, 2025
Polar Bears Enjoying Their Coffee
Coffee is so universally loved; it is the perfect drink to gather people together for a friendly talk. Or, in this case, polar bears.
They seem to have an overabundance of coffee in this picture, but they are bears. Bears are known for their huge appetites.
A strange fake fact is when a polar bear drinks too much coffee, its coat turns brown.
It's said environmental influences, like diet and exposure to sunlight, play a significant role in this color change.Sunday, January 5, 2025
Snowmen Drinking Coffee
Ever wonder if snowmen drink coffee?
Well, wonder no more. I have proof that they do. No idea how this is possible, but pictures don't lie.