Olive Oyl Before Popeye

 Olive Oyl was in the comics before Popeye came along. I thought you might get a kick out of seeing this.

WHY Caveman Needs Coffee

 Ever wonder what it was like to get up in the morning and not have coffee to give you a kick start?

Wild Thing is not having success getting Bob to wake up.

Tara pops in.

"What's wrong, Wild Thing?"

"I can't get Bob to get up. His eyes are part open, but he doesn't move."

"He probably needs some coffee. The problem is coffee hasn't been invented yet."

"Wait, What?" asks Wild Thing. "What are you even talking about?"

"Coffee. But it doesn't matter. There's no such thing as coffee right now, so you just have to smack Bob and wake him up. Or invent coffee."

Wild Thing stares at Tara for what seems like a long time.

"You don't make sense. How do I invent something when I don't even know what it is? You're an idiot."

"Bite me. I'm outta here. You're on your own."

Bob was finally awake and jumped up.

"What is she even talking about? What is coffee, anyway?"

Wild Thing shakes his head.

"I don't know, man. She's always bringing up things that aren't even invented. It's like she was in the future before. Doesn't matter. Just get your butt up and let's go get some meat!"

Will the cavemen invent coffee? I don't know yet. Any thoughts?

Clueless Bigfoot Hunters

Aside from the books I've written as B.D. Knight, I also like to do some cartoon animations. The hardest part is sometimes coming up with an idea.

My grandson and I have watched some Bigfoot hunters on TV from time to time and always laugh because they never actually find a Bigfoot but always claim there are plenty of signs that point to Bigfoot being real.

I thought why not make a Bigfoot hunter spoof.  This is one of the favorite animations I've done. Hope you enjoy it.

Eagles Saved Us All

 

Thank goodness eagles are strong because they saved us from an offseason and probably an entire year of listening about a 3-peat.

Look at the strength of this guy! I'm a Brown's fan (hides head) but have been so tired of hearing about Kansas City. 

This is a cartoon site, but I needed to spew my thoughts about this. I stream tv and couldn't watch most afternoon football games on Peacock because they were having a K.C. lovefest. 

Is it just me or are others beyond irritated hearing the fans and their tomahawk chant? I'd turn off the TV and watch a movie. 

Maybe next year will be different. In any case, this is my thoughts on the Super Bowl this year.

FDA Wants to Ban Coffee - Fake News Report

 In a startling fake news report, the FDA is at it again. 

You might have read a fake report I published a long time back where the FDA was banning coffee. That failed.

But they are back. the FDA decided to launch a campaign to ban coffee. The reason? They claimed it was causing people to become too productive and happy, which was clearly a threat to the natural order of things.

At least in their minds.

A secret society, called The Bean Brigade, has sprung up. I mean if they are supposed to be secret, how am I knowing about this?

They held not so secret meetings in the back rooms of coffee shops, where they screamed gibberish and plotted their resistance over steaming cups of java. They threatened to march on Washington. 

Their threats had an immediate effect as the FDA has temporarily backed down. 

But keep an eye on this fake news. It could happen again.

Moan Lisa Hoarding Toilet Paper

 I thought you might get a kick out of a video I made four years ago when people were hoarding toilet paper during the corona virus. 

Mona Lisa was the culprit in this case. 

Magical Coffee Beans

  Startling Fake Coffee Fact

A scientist visiting a gnome village made a startling discovery. The gnomes were drinking coffee and he sat down and had some with them. He exclaimed the coffee to be the best he had ever drank. According to him, it was rich and robust and there was absolutely no bitterness at all. But that wasn't what blew his mind.

"I couldn't believe it." said Dr. G Oofy. "The coffee in this gnome village was magical. When I drank it, my throat felt somewhat strange. When I spoke, the raspiness in my voice was no longer there. On top of that, the gnomes began singing and I sang along . . . in perfect tone. Yet I suck at singing."

He had asked the gnomes about this, but they shook their fingers at him and told them it was a secret. He was not to speak of this to anyone under any circumstances.

Obviously, he didn't listen and spilled the beans during an interview. Immediately after finishing his interview, he found he could no longer speak. 

An associate of Dr. Oofy confirmed the scientist always had a raspy voice, but it seemed to have cleared up. He was baffled that the doctor lost his voice immediately following the interview.

Mice in the Coffee House

Once upon a time in a cozy little café, there was a group of mice who had discovered the wonders of coffee. Every morning, they would sneak into the café before it opened and brew themselves a pot of the finest espresso.

One day, as they were sipping their coffee and chatting about the latest cheese trends, a new mouse named Max joined them. Max was a bit of a prankster and decided to add a little extra caffeine to their coffee. The result? 

They gathered when the cafe was full of customers. The barista, who arrived early that day, was stunned to find his café turned into a mouse circus. He couldn't help but laugh as he watched the tiny rodents sitting and waiting to be served coffee.

From that day on, the mice became the café's unofficial mascots, and the barista made sure to leave a little cup of coffee out for them every morning. And so, the mice and the barista lived happily ever after, fueled by their love of coffee and a good laugh.

Chipmunks Enjoying Coffee

Fake News Bulletin:

People at the local mall were shocked to see some chipmunks sitting at a table drinking coffee.

Most people were fine with it and even thought it was cute. A few complained about the sanity but were mostly ignored. One lady ran away screaming "rats in the food court!" It didn't really cause a ruckus as pretty much everyone was absorbed checking out their phones.

We asked the chipmunks if we could get a picture, and they were more than happy to do so. I asked why they were inside drinking coffee, and they said the weather was pretty cold and they just needed to warm up.

It'll be interesting to see if other animals follow suit.

Startling Caveman with Coffee Drawing Found in Cave

 

Flash Fake News Bulletin:

A startling discovery was made by a group of archaeologists searching the inside of some newly found caves at Mount Carmel in Israel.

According to Dr. Kezmith, this drawing depicts a caveman enjoying a hot cup of coffee. "This baffles me" exclaimed the world-famous archaeologist. "There had been rumors that cavemen were the ones who originally discovered coffee, and this seems to confirm that."

Another drawing found in an adjacent cave seems to prove this so-called rumor. 

"This second drawing we discovered appears to have been drawn some 500 years before the other," said the doctor. "Notice the differences in drawing styles as the first one we found is clearly drawn in more details. This one appears to have possibly been drawn by a caveman learning the art of drawing."

In either case, the archaeologists are searching to see if they can find a clue that tells them how the cavemen brewed their coffee.

Polar Bears Enjoying Their Coffee

 Coffee is so universally loved; it is the perfect drink to gather people together for a friendly talk. Or, in this case, polar bears.

They seem to have an overabundance of coffee in this picture, but they are bears. Bears are known for their huge appetites. 

A strange fake fact is when a polar bear drinks too much coffee, its coat turns brown. 

It's said environmental influences, like diet and exposure to sunlight, play a significant role in this color change. 

Maybe. But I don't know it's ever been proven that their coffee drinking habits don't play a factor.

I thought you might enjoy this moment that was captured of two polar bears having an intimate moment while drinking coffee. Love is in the air.

Snowmen Drinking Coffee

 Ever wonder if snowmen drink coffee?

Well, wonder no more. I have proof that they do. No idea how this is possible, but pictures don't lie.

I'm hoping to find even more unexpected coffee drinkers this year. Grab a cup of coffee and check back later.