Three Blind Mice Plotting Revenge

 

Fake news has it that the three blind mice were seen in a coffee shop enjoying their coffee and discussing how to get revenge on the farmer's wife.

Pinocchio told a reporter that he was sitting next to the mice and heard them talking about ways to get back at the farmer's wife. They were saying she acted out of control and cut their tails off without any provocation on their part.

It was noted by a bystander that Pinocchio's nose grew as he gave the report, but the reporter, well known for fake news stories, failed to note that in his article.